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| Purpose | Age | Women and Physical Conditioning |

| Qualifications | Consult Your Healthcare Professional | Workout Tempo |

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The Purpose of this Content.

The intent of my writing about physical fitness is to benefit those individuals who are over forty years of age. Focus is given on the ways, the reasons and the methodology used and needed to maintain a high level of physical conditioning at that time of life when you can't recall what to hell you had for breakfast.

This is not content about specific exercise or nutritional regimens. After a certain age, those things need to be designed individually with a full undertanding of the objective of the individual and of the individual's mind, body and personality.

It is more about affecting life style changes that will achieve better physical conditioning. It is geared more towards women than it is towards men.

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About Age.

The first thing a person needs to know about aging: Forget it. Ignore it and let the mind control the body. Learn to deal with pain. Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt to purchase stock in an ibuprofen manufacturer.

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Women and Physical Conditioning.

A woman ages much differently than a man. Her body undergoes many different stages during her life. None of these changes are bad. It is simply the natural progression of life.

For any woman, the best thing she can do is to forget all that Madison Avenue bullshit. Remember that most advertising campaigns and marketing strategies are built to develop and feed upon perception. They are developed by men.

A woman's beauty, sensuality and sexiness only improves with age. It is what she becomes, how she thinks, where she has been, where she hopes to go. It is more about state of mind than state of body.

This does not mean that any woman should try to get back to that point in life wherein her body looks like that of a boy with breasts. It is about outlook, attitude and feeling good about herself.

The most fundamental aspect of any physical conditioning is that of the mind. The right conditioning program starts and focuses upon the mind. Get the mind right and all else will follow.

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Personal Qualifications.

What makes me an expert? I have no degree(s) in Sports Medicine, Physical Education and no formal training in physical fitness outside of being an old jarhead over fifty-five with plenty of damn attitude and decades of experience.

Oh, before I forget the anal tendencies of sub-forms of life such as attorneys, I am not a physician nor have I ever played as one.

Can you expect to get into the shape that I am within a month? Hell, no. You might be able to get close within a year providing that you are not already a physical mess. For those who are a mess, you can expect drastic improvement. Regardless, your quality of health, state of mind, overall quality of life and life expectancy will improve drastically.

Ready? Good! Now, get your low life bottom feeding scum sucking maggot asses out of the chair and hit the damn deck.

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Consult a Competent Healthcare Professional.

Pick up the phone and call your physician for a complete and thorough physical before you begin any exercise program or affect any changes in your diet!

If you don't and fall over dead, I don't want to hear from your whining family members, friends or the attorney of your damn estate. Come to think of it, I don't want to hear from them or you under any circumstances.

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Workout Tempo.

Workout for both strength and endurance. This is a combined anaerobic and aerobic regimen. Maintain the tempo. When weight training, one half rep per beat, ten reps per set, three sets per series and three series per workout group, e.g. a military press workout group would consist of a total ninety repetitions. Weight: Minimum 125% of body weight, Average: 175% of body weight.

Between each series, keep the tempo; – stationary bicycle, cross trainer, run in place. These aerobic cool downs between series of weight lifting should last five minutes, each.

Off–road running. Stay off hard surfaces. Run over uneven ground, the rougher the terrain the better. Keep the tempo of one step per beat. Every fifty-five minutes, full sprint at two to three steps per beat, elevation and terrain dependent, for five minutes. Keep the tempo! Wear a weighted vest for anaerobic strength conditioning. When ricocheting off a giant oak tree, pick your ass up off the deck and keep the damn tempo.

Stay hydrated. And, keep the god damned tempo.

In general, the above is my personal workout. It is not recommended unless you are god damned fucking insane or for other reasons that are none of your god damned business.

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Physical Conditioning.

That boinkin guy - Physical Fitness. Train for strength and endurance. Look and outperform those thirty years your junior.

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Age does not preclude
The ability to stay
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Get off your ass
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Physical Fitness Table of Contents – Preliminary.

Introduction.
The introduction to physical fitness.
State of Mind.
The importance, necessity and benefits of achieving the right state of mind.
Expectations and Goals.
Having reasonable expectations and setting goals that reduce liklihood of failure or disappointment.
Nutrition.
The importance of the right nutrition to health of body and of mind.
Workout Regimen.
Planning and implementing a proper workout regimen that will continually challenge the body.
Aging.
The effects of aging and methods to minimize its adverse impacts upon physical conditioning.
Rehabilitation.
Rehabilitation of common injuries and, more importantly, rehabilitation during the final phase and immediately following every workout.

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A beautiful woman is beautiful because she is a woman.

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Weight Training Workout Tempo.

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