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Smily.

This is a music video by Otsuka Ai, a young Japanese pop singer. The locale is the island of Guam, the tempo is upbeat, the actual translation, well, forget it. It will make you puke.

If neither the music nor the video brings a smile to your face, on some level, then you are a more cynical son of a bitch than I. The young gal's enthusiasm, the locale, etc., makes this just a fun piece of music.

Cold Beer.Hell, I would agree to be in a video like this one. Well, maybe after a few Coronas. Make that a lot of Coronas, without the beanie cover, speedos and fat gut. Damn it, then. I will sit on the beach. Now, leave me to hell alone.

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Otsuka Ai.

Otsuka Ai. A cute girl and a very talented musician.

A cute kid and a very talented musician.

 

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