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Accessibility Long Description Content.

Long Description links, denoted by the bracketed capital letter [D], are used to provide alternate content for individuals who cannot easily interpret specific content such as images that convey important information, video files, audio files, graphs, etc.

Long Description of the Keyboard Shortcut List.
A description of the keyboard shortcuts for older technologies that cannot effectively interpret accessible tables.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?.
The translation for the Latin quote.
The Oxford Spelling Example.
The correct spelling of the Oxford example that shows interpretation is sometimes purely visual.
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend CC.
Audio Accessibility for the music of Marilyn Monroe. A closed caption audio link is included.
Fight Mountaineers.
Audio Accessibility for the “Fight Mountaineers” by: The Mountaineer Marching Band. No closed captions.
Hail West Virginia CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Hail West Virginia” by: The Mountaineer Marching Band. A closed caption audio link is included.
Dirty World CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Dirty World” by: The Traveling Wilburys. A closed caption audio link is included.
Some Girls Do CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Some Girls Do” by: Sawyer Brown. A closed caption audio link is included.
One Way Ticket CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “One Way Ticket” by: LeAnn Rimes. A closed caption audio link is included.
Lay Lady Lay CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Lay Lady Lay” by: Bob Dylan. A closed caption audio link is included.
Picture to Burn CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Picture to Burn” by: Taylor Swift. A closed caption audio link is included.
Suds in the Bucket CC.
Audio Accessibility for the “Suds in the Bucket” by: Sara Evans. A closed caption audio link is included.
Fair Use Claims.
A description of the Fair Use Table for older technologies that cannot effectively interpret accessible tables.
2008 Mountaineer Football Broadcast Schedule.
The Accessible Table Free 2008 West Virginia Mountaineer Football Broadcast Schedule. Content is presented in a list format for use in older technologies, browsers and assisted technology user agents.

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Shel Silverstein.

Shel Silverstein making a scary face.

Born: 25 September 1930 Died: 10 May 1999.

American poet, songwriter, musician, composer, cartoonist, screenwriter and author of children's books.

Shel Silverstein is best known as an author of children's books. Prior to that, Silverstein was a noted contributor to Playboy Magazine. Several of his cartoons from that period are presented below.

Shel, you are missed.


Mary Poppins.

Shel Silverstein cartoon of Mary Poppins.

Mary floating down with the help of her opened umbrella while above a group of young boys.

Gee, you can see right up her dress!.


Excerpt from Uncle Shelby's Scout Manual.

Shel Silverstein's Uncle Shelby's Scout Manual, Hiking.

Hiking.

A good scout stays fit by Hiking. Hike on down to the store and get Uncle Shelby a six–pack and a pound of salami.


Not Uncle Shelby.

On the beach wearing simple fish netting.

Beach Attire.

 

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